Solomon likes to write things. As a young infant, he hadn’t learned how to write yet, so he didn’t pen anything until he was in middle school. As his language skills increased and his handwriting worsened, he began to delve into horror and science fiction. In college, he pursued his Creative Writing degree, producing numerous short stories, poems, and opening chapters to books that never took off. You can find his work in his storage closet, next to the broom. After a surprisingly long stint as a hermit in the Detroit sewer system, he has returned to writing, focusing chiefly on Nintendo-related topics.
He created this website to share his worldly opinions and to keep his writing skills above that of an elementary student’s. He is open to criticisms, but his ability to deflect anything constructive is without equal. Eye contact is also discouraged.