Being an opinionated person, I like to write reviews. However, sometimes my opinions are so large, I expel them through other means. Here is where I vomit my thoughts in semi-coherent articles.
Amiibo
Solomon confronts the amiibo monopoly by writing words.
Padding
Solomon discusses how the video game industry enjoys beefing up their games with entirely useless content.
Top Ten Saltiest Switch Moments
Solomon recreates his Top 10 Saltiest Switch Moments video in text form, so now you can enjoy his list with your eyeballs in a different way!
Five Wishes for Nintendo Switch Improvements
Solomon explains how he wants the Switch to be improved. He does this in order to claim he had foresight when/if these changes are ever made.
Quitting Before It’s Bad: Video Game IPs in Need of an Indefinite Hiatus
Solomon goes train-watching, pointing out those moving vehicles which are destined for horrible, horrible crashes in the future. He also selects video games series which should take a break.
Evaluating Your Skill as a Gamer
Want to know good you are as a gamer? What to know if you can crush noobs under your awesome skills? Want to see if you’re full of yourself? The answer to the last question can be found here!
Inaccessibility Or: Why I’m Unable to Review Xiu Xiu
Solomon takes a break from the Nintendo Switch to look at the recent LP from one of his favorite bands: XIu Xiu. He recounts his journey through the world with Xiu Xiu as his soundtrack.
Art Over Entertainment: Making Video Games Something More
After four months of procrastination and avoidance, Solomon finally releases his analysis of video games and art. He is exhausted.
Be Better for Me: A New Year’s Resolution List for Nintendo, Developers, and Everyone Else
As we move into the New Year, we should all aspire to be better. Solomon aspires for you to be better.
The Review Update Blogitorial with a Gato Roboto Review
In his most self-serving article yet, Solomon rambles extensively about what he chooses to review. He also talks about Gato Roboto but just barely.