Have you ever yearned for the stress of parenting when you play video games? If so, Solomon has just the game for you to sterilize any desire you had for children.
23
Apr
2019
Have you ever yearned for the stress of parenting when you play video games? If so, Solomon has just the game for you to sterilize any desire you had for children.
Solomon is posting this review well past his bedtime. He liked the game. You should like it, too.
Solomon bestows his holy praise onto Editor One, a sacred event that only occurs when Solomon emerges from his own ass once a year.
When Solomon was in middle school, he used to run cross country. As he grew older, he lost the will to move and became a video game reviewer. Now he reviews Runner3.
Solomon reviews and rants about Fortnite, awarding it a score significantly better than his win ratio.