Angels of Death

Solomon Plays Angels of Death – Episode 10 (Backtrack)

Solomon Plays Angels of Death – Episode 10 (Backtrack)

Nearing the Finish Line

In today’s video, I will complain about Angels of Death. How it is boring. How it is overly long. How I hate narrating it. Today, in my recording session, I saw the game to its boring, overly long finish which I will probably hate narrating. After I cut that session apart, I will likely come away with three videos. After today’s video, we will have four more Angel of Death episodes. The end is coming, and I have hope.

I will include my overall opinion of the game in my final video. It’s basically the same one I have been spouting since the beginning of this series, but it’ll be in one nice package. Then, I’ll break my randomized review rule*, and write a review for Angels of Death. After waiting to write my GoNNER review long after I finished the game, I imagine my writing will be better with the game fresh in my mind.

That’s it, folks. More will come, but for now, I’m video-gamed out.

*After I finish a review, I use a random number generator to determine which game I will review next. I retrieve three different games, and then Player 2, Editor One, and I vote on which one I’ll do. If any of you are eager for me to review Sonic Mania or Jackbox Party Pack 1, the three of us aren’t, so we won’t likely see them anytime soon.

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Solomon Plays Angels of Death – Episode 9 (The Color Purple)

Solomon Plays Angels of Death – Episode 9 (The Color Purple)

Recovering from Black Friday

In some article on this website, I imagine I have talked about my neurotic rules.  Unlike a healthy sense of self-discipline, my neurotic rules place arbitrary restrictions on myself.  For instance, I have to listen to each song of my iPod at least ten times before it goes off of my “New” playlist.  I try to end conversations at five-minute intervals (i.e. 9:15 or 9:20).  I make an off-the-wall or self-referential joke after providing two serious examples.  These rules exist to give me structure much like my brittle bones support fleshy meat flabs.

To ensure I don’t develop a huge backlog of video games, I limit myself to five “new” games.  These games must be beaten before I take them off the roster.  If I reach my max of five, I’m locked from buying new games.  This system can be agonizing, especially if I’m stuck with difficult or crappy titles.  I’ve had Angels of Death since this summer, and both Dead Cells and Crypt of the Necrodancer have been destroying me for a long time.  Two weeks ago, I surrendered to the fact that I’d be stuck with these games for a few more months.

That was until the week of Thanksgiving rolled around.  With the eShop’s Black Friday sale, I grabbed four new games.  Editor One has been seizing in the corner ever since Warframe was announced for Switch, so I had to download it for his safety.  Smash is coming out next week, and Katamari Damacy after that.  No level of neuroticism can prevent me from suckling at the greatness of those two games.  Player 2 also became evil and got a Playstation 4 with VR.  Despite my pure Nintendo roots, I’ve fallen prey to the likes of Beat Saber and the Tetris Effect.

Under this megaton of new games, I’m hard pressed to find time for Angels of Death and the punishing roguelites.  Part of me worries I will stop following my neurotic rule just like I did with the Wii U.  On that system, my purchasing tendencies were so ludicrous that I hadn’t even touched some AAA titles which I had grabbed at full price.  That said, I have confidence in myself to return from 12 new titles to 5.  With my experience and a strong catheter, I only need a week.

Where was I going with this?  Who the hell knows.  I’m still trying to make sense of how life doesn’t feel as realistic as VR.  My hands look so strange…

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Solomon Plays Angels of Death – Episode 8 (A Shot in the Arm)

Solomon Plays Angels of Death – Episode 8 (A Shot in the Arm)

Hoping to Be the Next HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA

When I’m not imagining myself winning the lottery, I like to imagine an article or video of mine going viral. Both theoretically result in more money and a new lifestyle. A good chunk of aspiring bloggers/YouTubers hope to make it big. We’re led to believe one hit is all we need to plaster our faces across the internet.

My ego, wallet, and father all think going viral is hunky-dory, yet my neuroticism believes otherwise. Let’s say hell hath frozen over and this video becomes an overnight sensation. One or two million people flood my website. If we ignore that such traffic would overload my site, I am not equipped to withstand such sudden fame.

For one, I don’t have any ads, so this influx of views earns me nothing unless I pull in advertisers immediately. With my new following, my production rate of 0-2 articles a week will not cut it. The masses hunger for more. As such, either I have to use all my free time to feed the beast or take the risk and quit my day job. Not only is this latter option risky, but leaving my career would negatively affect with whom and for whom I work. There’s no point in becoming an internet star if I lose my integrity to get there. I’m supposed to lose that integrity with a tasteless video during my second year of fame.

Success carries consequences, and positive change can create just as much stress as negative change. If I suddenly attract a gazillion viewers overnight, I won’t be distraught, but I won’t be breathing easier either. Fortunately, I don’t think my Angels of Death videos are going to burden me with recognition, power, and moolah. Essentially, I won’t be catching any viruses soon.

If you do have an idea of how I can be more infectious, let me know. Otherwise, send me your good fortune as I buy my next lotto ticket.

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Solomon Plays Angels of Death – Episode 7 (Bullets of Love)

Solomon Plays Angels of Death – Episode 7 (Bullets of Love)

The Sin of the Week:  Sloth

I know how to type words into Microsoft Word.  I’d venture to say that I’m so good at typing words that I could teach others to do the same.  You need to make sure to use punctuation.  If there’s a red squiggly line, you misspelled a word.  If the line is blue, your grammar are incorrectly.  If the line is gray, Word thinks you’re redundant and can shorten your phrases because it doesn’t understand human voice, linguistic nuances, and creativity.  You can use, “as well as,” as much as you damn well please, so screw the non-sentient program.

On the other hand, I don’t really understand video editing software.  I do have Editor One to edit my more complex videos, but I can’t bother him with my simple Angels of Death videos.  He has things to do, like staying quiet in his cage until he is needed. Consequently, it’s up to me to mess with Vegas and put videos together.

Vegas is pretty intuitive, so I give it my recommendation for all my fellow idiots out there.  With enough fiddling around, I could probably create a competent clip show with flashy cuts and technical flourishes.  As it stands now, I can string my audio, video, and opening sequence together and render it as one file.  That’s pretty big for me, and that may just be my capacity.

From recording to publishing this article, I invest probably 3-4 hours in a single video.  Considering I see my videos as secondary to my writing, that’s about as much time as I want to devote to a single video.  Could I focus more time on each let’s-play, allowing my YouTube career to possibly gain more ground?  Sure, but it’s not the territory I want to conquer.  I’m okay with my current adequate.

Call it complacency or laziness, but I have this system worked out.  As always, if you have feedback, let me know as long as it doesn’t entail more work.

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Solomon Plays Angels of Death – Episode 6 (Gas Saw)

Solomon Plays Angels of Death – Episode 6 (Gas Saw)

Contentedness vs. Complacency  

Sometimes life goes your way. You bought the winning lottery ticket. You found your soul mate. You aced that big test. The weather was perfect for your walk. You only needed to wipe once after a massive dump. Your favorite song comes on the radio. Whatever it is, you move on from the experience feeling better.

I made a video I liked, and I’m encouraged to make more like it. Why is this one different from the others? Who cares. As the saying goes, don’t look a gift horse in the mouth because no one wants to know you’re into that stuff. When you come upon something great, it’s better spending your time appreciating it rather than replicating it.

Of course, I’ll analyze my video later because learning from one’s successes is important, even if it contradicts my previous sentence. For now, I’ll be proud. Screw your comments and suggestions. In the polite way, of course.

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